Tell your friend, if I were a god, I would have more hair and a deeper voice. --J. Michael Straczynski (MGM's Press Tour) MACINTOSH = Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs --Computer Acronyms "Flirt" is a mild word for my behavior. I like to arouse feelings, and I like to pretend. --from Anaïs Nin's Diary There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. --Anonymous Did you know that ... Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. I think of my beautiful city in flames, Lennier. The streets where I walked. The temples, great crystal spirals, which sighed music whenever the wind touched. I think of it and I cry... --Delenn of Babylon 5    (WAV 388Kb) To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coke over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion. --Facts about Coca-Cola (This is a work in progress ... please be patient!)