Did you know that ... Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. Some days you are the bug, other days you are the windshield. --Daily Dose of Zen If you can't change the world, change yourself ~ and if you can't change yourself, then ~ change your world. --Lonely Planet by TheThe    (WAV 169Kb)    (MP3 46Kb) PENTIUM = Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics --Computer Acronyms To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coke over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion. --Facts about Coca-Cola In my experience; if you cannot say what you mean, you can never mean what you say. --Centari Prime's Minister of Intelligence of Babylon 5 Love is strange and wonderful. --Fredrik Hübinette (This is a work in progress ... please be patient!)