How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? --English Paradox The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its' pH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days. --Facts about Coca-Cola Londo: What are those Earth creatures called? Feather, long bill, webbed feet, go quack? Vir: Cats. Londo: Cats. I'm being nibbled to death by cats. --from Babylon 5    (WAV 190Kb)    (MP3 52Kb) It's stronger than me. Being with you is stronger than me alone. --Clark Kent It's a strange thing but every sentient race has its own version of these Swedish meatballs. I suspect it's one of those great universal mysteries which will either never be explained or which will drive you mad if you ever learned the truth. --G'Kar of Babylon 5    (WAV 167Kb)    (MP3 46Kb) To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coke over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion. --Facts about Coca-Cola There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it? --Brain Teaser (This is a work in progress ... please be patient!)