Words are magical. Intellectual banquets. Orgies of ideas. --Anaïs Nin I could be chasing an untamed ornithoid without cause. --Lt. Commander Data of ST:TNG Knowing how to ask the right question is more important than getting the easy answer. --J. Michael Straczynski (USENET) You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days. --Facts about Coca-Cola MACINTOSH = Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs --Computer Acronyms There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it? --Brain Teaser A true friend is someone who knows everything about you ... and likes you anyway. --Anonymous (This is a work in progress ... please be patient!)