Tell your friend, if I were a god, I would have more hair and a deeper voice. --J. Michael Straczynski (MGM's Press Tour) It's stronger than me. Being with you is stronger than me alone. --Clark Kent Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together. --Daily Dose of Zen There is no greater pain than awakening from a dream. --Anaïs Nin's Diary Volume IV PENTIUM = Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics --Computer Acronyms They knocked down two tall towers. Graft now their echo onto your spine. Become girders and glass, stone and steel, so that when the world sees you, it sees them. And stand tall. Stand tall. --J. Michael Straczynski (Amazing Spider-Man #36) MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers --Computer Acronyms (This is a work in progress ... please be patient!)