Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. --Daily Dose of Zen There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. --Anonymous But still I heard ~ and knew something was wrong ~ just nothing you could ~ put your finger on --Just Like Anyone by Aimee Mann Some days you are the bug, other days you are the windshield. --Daily Dose of Zen Tell your friend, if I were a god, I would have more hair and a deeper voice. --J. Michael Straczynski (MGM's Press Tour) WINDOWS = Will Install Needless Data On Whole System --Computer Acronyms The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed. --Steven King (The Dark Tower : Gunslinger) (This is a work in progress ... please be patient!)