MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers --Computer Acronyms I can't understand what makes a man hate another man. Help me understand. --People Are People by Depeche Mode If you see something <-this big-> with 8 legs crawling around, let me know... I have to kill it before it develops language skills. --Londo of Babylon 5    (WAV 102Kb) Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving. --Daily Dose of Zen If a boring person says something is boring, that's probably proof that it's interesting. --Akira Kurosawa There are moments in your life when everything crystallizes and the whole world reshapes itself, right down to its component molecules ... and everything changes. I have looked upon the face of a Vorlon, Laurel ... and nothing is the same anymore. --Dr. Kyle of Babylon 5 Our thoughts form the universe. They always matter. --G'Kar of Babylon 5    (WAV 46Kb)    (MP3 13Kb) (This is a work in progress ... please be patient!)