How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? --English Paradox Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it! Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut? --from The Princess Bride You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days. --Facts about Coca-Cola I could be chasing an untamed ornithoid without cause. --Lt. Commander Data of ST:TNG Love is strange and wonderful. --Fredrik Hübinette Did you know that ... Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. Did you know that ... Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. (This is a work in progress ... please be patient!)