MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers --Computer Acronyms If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. --Daily Dose of Zen If only the sun would rise. If only morning would come. --Banana Yoshimoto (Kitchen) Love is strange and wonderful. --Fredrik Hübinette You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days. --Facts about Coca-Cola The baby bat screamed out in fright, "Turn on the dark, I'm afraid of the light!" --Shel Silverstein There is nothing to fear in the dreaming, only that which we bring with us. --Dukhat of Babylon 5    (WAV 98Kb)    (MP3 28Kb) (This is a work in progress ... please be patient!)