BASIC = Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control --Computer Acronyms A true friend is someone who knows everything about you ... and likes you anyway. --Anonymous How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? --English Paradox There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it? --Brain Teaser You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days. --Facts about Coca-Cola The first time I held the amulet in the palm of my hand, I could feel a squall of warm tears pass through the sky of my heart. --Banana Yoshimoto (Lizard: Blood and Water) There are moments in your life when everything crystallizes and the whole world reshapes itself, right down to its component molecules ... and everything changes. I have looked upon the face of a Vorlon, Laurel ... and nothing is the same anymore. --Dr. Kyle of Babylon 5 (This is a work in progress ... please be patient!)