To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coke over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion. --Facts about Coca-Cola There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. --Anonymous A closed mouth gathers no feet. --Daily Dose of Zen What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move? --Brain Teaser In my experience; if you cannot say what you mean, you can never mean what you say. --Centari Prime's Minister of Intelligence of Babylon 5 How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? --English Paradox Did you know that ... Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. (This is a work in progress ... please be patient!)