There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it? --Brain Teaser The baby bat screamed out in fright, "Turn on the dark, I'm afraid of the light!" --Shel Silverstein So we must love, while these moments are still called today. Take part in the pain of this passion play. --History of Us by Indigo Girls    (WAV 182Kb)    (MP3 50Kb) MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers --Computer Acronyms Did you know that ... A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why. PENTIUM = Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics --Computer Acronyms Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together. --Daily Dose of Zen (This is a work in progress ... please be patient!)