Did you know that ... Pearls melt in vinegar. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. --Daily Dose of Zen I could be chasing an untamed ornithoid without cause. --Lt. Commander Data of ST:TNG Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it! Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut? --from The Princess Bride MACINTOSH = Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs --Computer Acronyms MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers --Computer Acronyms The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its' pH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days. --Facts about Coca-Cola (This is a work in progress ... please be patient!)