Now that I've met you ~ would you object to ~ never seeing each other again --Deathly by Aimee Mann There is no greater pain than awakening from a dream. --Anaïs Nin's Diary Volume IV There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. --Anonymous BASIC = Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control --Computer Acronyms In my experience; if you cannot say what you mean, you can never mean what you say. --Centari Prime's Minister of Intelligence of Babylon 5 The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its' pH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days. --Facts about Coca-Cola What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move? --Brain Teaser (This is a work in progress ... please be patient!)