...and I wasn't looking for heaven or hell ~ just someone to listen to stories I tell. --Stories I Tell by Toad the Wet Sprocket The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its' pH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days. --Facts about Coca-Cola Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it! Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut? --from The Princess Bride A true friend is someone who knows everything about you ... and likes you anyway. --Anonymous "Flirt" is a mild word for my behavior. I like to arouse feelings, and I like to pretend. --from Anaïs Nin's Diary PENTIUM = Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics --Computer Acronyms What do you want you moon-faced assassin of joy? --Londo Mollari of Babylon 5    (WAV 40Kb) (This is a work in progress ... please be patient!)