There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it? --Brain Teaser "Flirt" is a mild word for my behavior. I like to arouse feelings, and I like to pretend. --from Anaïs Nin's Diary When others do a foolish thing, you should tell them it is a foolish thing. They can still continue to do it, but at least the truth is where it needs to be. --Dukhat of Babylon 5    (WAV 91Kb)    (MP3 25Kb) To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coke over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion. --Facts about Coca-Cola You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days. --Facts about Coca-Cola PENTIUM = Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics --Computer Acronyms There's a shark shaped fin ~ In the water of my dreams ~ Alligator screams ~ From the depths there ~ I'd swim with you there. --Fripp by Catherine Wheel    (WAV 318Kb)    (MP3 87Kb) (This is a work in progress ... please be patient!)