MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers --Computer Acronyms Superman is what I can do. Clark Kent is who I am. --Clark Kent If a boring person says something is boring, that's probably proof that it's interesting. --Akira Kurosawa Is half of two plus two equal to two or three? --Brain Teaser If you see something <-this big-> with 8 legs crawling around, let me know... I have to kill it before it develops language skills. --Londo of Babylon 5    (WAV 102Kb) Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving. --Daily Dose of Zen Did you know that ... Pearls melt in vinegar. (This is a work in progress ... please be patient!)