MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers --Computer Acronyms "Flirt" is a mild word for my behavior. I like to arouse feelings, and I like to pretend. --from Anaïs Nin's Diary Did you know that ... Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. Knowing how to ask the right question is more important than getting the easy answer. --J. Michael Straczynski (USENET) A good story should provoke discussion, debate, argument ... and the occasional bar fight. --J. Michael Straczynski (USENET) BASIC = Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control --Computer Acronyms When others do a foolish thing, you should tell them it is a foolish thing. They can still continue to do it, but at least the truth is where it needs to be. --Dukhat of Babylon 5    (WAV 91Kb)    (MP3 25Kb) (This is a work in progress ... please be patient!)