No one is listening until you make a mistake. --Your Daily Dose of Zen The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its' pH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days. --Facts about Coca-Cola What do you want you moon-faced assassin of joy? --Londo Mollari of Babylon 5    (WAV 40Kb) We all believe we can choose our own path from among the many alternatives. But perhaps it's more accurate to say we make the choice unconsciously. --Banana Yoshimoto (Kitchen) I can't understand what makes a man hate another man. Help me understand. --People Are People by Depeche Mode A good story should provoke discussion, debate, argument ... and the occasional bar fight. --J. Michael Straczynski (USENET) MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers --Computer Acronyms (This is a work in progress ... please be patient!)