There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. --Anonymous PENTIUM = Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics --Computer Acronyms To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coke over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion. --Facts about Coca-Cola The past, present and future. The thoughts and images of one man ... for all men. One man's dream ... for every dreamer. --Akira Kurosawa's Dreams Did you know that ... Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. It's a strange thing but every sentient race has its own version of these Swedish meatballs. I suspect it's one of those great universal mysteries which will either never be explained or which will drive you mad if you ever learned the truth. --G'Kar of Babylon 5    (WAV 167Kb)    (MP3 46Kb) Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. --Daily Dose of Zen (This is a work in progress ... please be patient!)