PENTIUM = Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics --Computer Acronyms How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? --English Paradox Did you know that ... Pearls melt in vinegar. From the moment we met, I was a butterfly that flew into the space that was his soul. --Banana Yoshimoto (N.P.) Find what excites you, and do it. Follow your joy; the rest will take care of itself. --J. Michael Straczynski (USENET) If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? --English Paradox No one is listening until you make a mistake. --Your Daily Dose of Zen (This is a work in progress ... please be patient!)