There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it? --Brain Teaser If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? --English Paradox Did you know that ... Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. What do you want you moon-faced assassin of joy? --Londo Mollari of Babylon 5    (WAV 40Kb) No one ever listen to Zathras. "Quite mad", they say. It is good that Zathras does not mind. He's even grown to like it. Oh yes. --Zathras of Babylon 5    (WAV 121Kb) BASIC = Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control --Computer Acronyms MACINTOSH = Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs --Computer Acronyms (This is a work in progress ... please be patient!)