No one is listening until you make a mistake. --Your Daily Dose of Zen No one ever listen to Zathras. "Quite mad", they say. It is good that Zathras does not mind. He's even grown to like it. Oh yes. --Zathras of Babylon 5    (WAV 121Kb) You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days. --Facts about Coca-Cola MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers --Computer Acronyms and I forgot -- to tell you ~ I love you --I Love You by Sarah McLachlan To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coke over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion. --Facts about Coca-Cola It's a strange thing but every sentient race has its own version of these Swedish meatballs. I suspect it's one of those great universal mysteries which will either never be explained or which will drive you mad if you ever learned the truth. --G'Kar of Babylon 5    (WAV 167Kb)    (MP3 46Kb) (This is a work in progress ... please be patient!)