It's stronger than me. Being with you is stronger than me alone. --Clark Kent The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed. --Steven King (The Dark Tower : Gunslinger) What do we tell the children? Do we tell them evil is a foreign face? No, the evil is the thought behind the face, and it can look just like yours. --J. Michael Straczynski (Amazing Spider-Man #36) If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? --English Paradox MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers --Computer Acronyms WINDOWS = Will Install Needless Data On Whole System --Computer Acronyms PENTIUM = Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics --Computer Acronyms (This is a work in progress ... please be patient!)