How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? --English Paradox What do we tell the children? Do we tell them evil is a foreign face? No, the evil is the thought behind the face, and it can look just like yours. --J. Michael Straczynski (Amazing Spider-Man #36) Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it! Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut? --from The Princess Bride Someplace to the right of friendship and to the left of love... --my best friend Jeff Tsuruoka In my experience; if you cannot say what you mean, you can never mean what you say. --Centari Prime's Minister of Intelligence of Babylon 5 Is half of two plus two equal to two or three? --Brain Teaser What do you want you moon-faced assassin of joy? --Londo Mollari of Babylon 5    (WAV 40Kb) (This is a work in progress ... please be patient!)