How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? --English Paradox Words are magical. Intellectual banquets. Orgies of ideas. --Anaïs Nin Tell your friend, if I were a god, I would have more hair and a deeper voice. --J. Michael Straczynski (MGM's Press Tour) Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. --Daily Dose of Zen If a boring person says something is boring, that's probably proof that it's interesting. --Akira Kurosawa There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. --Anonymous I can't do it ~ so move along ~ do you really want to wait until I prove you wrong? --How Am I Different by Aimee Mann (This is a work in progress ... please be patient!)