The baby bat screamed out in fright, "Turn on the dark, I'm afraid of the light!" --Shel Silverstein Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together. --Daily Dose of Zen MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers --Computer Acronyms BASIC = Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control --Computer Acronyms Did you know that ... A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why. There is nothing to fear in the dreaming, only that which we bring with us. --Dukhat of Babylon 5    (WAV 98Kb)    (MP3 28Kb) MACINTOSH = Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs --Computer Acronyms (This is a work in progress ... please be patient!)