Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. --Daily Dose of Zen Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it! Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut? --from The Princess Bride Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. --Daily Dose of Zen A good story should provoke discussion, debate, argument ... and the occasional bar fight. --J. Michael Straczynski (USENET) PENTIUM = Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics --Computer Acronyms Tell your friend, if I were a god, I would have more hair and a deeper voice. --J. Michael Straczynski (MGM's Press Tour) Our thoughts form the universe. They always matter. --G'Kar of Babylon 5    (WAV 46Kb)    (MP3 13Kb) (This is a work in progress ... please be patient!)