BASIC = Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control --Computer Acronyms What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move? --Brain Teaser I could be chasing an untamed ornithoid without cause. --Lt. Commander Data of ST:TNG An old pond -- A frog jumps in -- The sound of the water. --Bashoo Some days you are the bug, other days you are the windshield. --Daily Dose of Zen In my experience; if you cannot say what you mean, you can never mean what you say. --Centari Prime's Minister of Intelligence of Babylon 5 Did you know that ... Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes. (This is a work in progress ... please be patient!)