MACINTOSH = Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs --Computer Acronyms MACINTOSH = Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs --Computer Acronyms Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together. --Daily Dose of Zen The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. --Daily Dose of Zen You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days. --Facts about Coca-Cola MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers --Computer Acronyms No one ever listen to Zathras. "Quite mad", they say. It is good that Zathras does not mind. He's even grown to like it. Oh yes. --Zathras of Babylon 5    (WAV 121Kb) (This is a work in progress ... please be patient!)