The baby bat screamed out in fright, "Turn on the dark, I'm afraid of the light!" --Shel Silverstein Words are magical. Intellectual banquets. Orgies of ideas. --Anaïs Nin Did you know that ... Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. PENTIUM = Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics --Computer Acronyms What do we tell the children? Do we tell them evil is a foreign face? No, the evil is the thought behind the face, and it can look just like yours. --J. Michael Straczynski (Amazing Spider-Man #36) MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers --Computer Acronyms The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its' pH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days. --Facts about Coca-Cola (This is a work in progress ... please be patient!)