A good story should provoke discussion, debate, argument ... and the occasional bar fight. --J. Michael Straczynski (USENET) MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers --Computer Acronyms "Flirt" is a mild word for my behavior. I like to arouse feelings, and I like to pretend. --from Anaïs Nin's Diary WINDOWS = Will Install Needless Data On Whole System --Computer Acronyms "Flirt" is a mild word for my behavior. I like to arouse feelings, and I like to pretend. --from Anaïs Nin's Diary I'll sail this ship alone ~ Between the pain and the pleasure ~ I'll sail this ship alone ~ Amongst the sharks and the treasure. --I'll Sail This Ship Alone by The Beautiful South    (WAV 192Kb)    (MP3 53Kb) What is the beginning of eternity. The end of time and space. The beginning of every end. And the end of every place? --Brain Teaser (This is a work in progress ... please be patient!)