Someplace to the right of friendship and to the left of love... --my best friend Jeff Tsuruoka Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it! Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut? --from The Princess Bride MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers --Computer Acronyms The baby bat screamed out in fright, "Turn on the dark, I'm afraid of the light!" --Shel Silverstein When others do a foolish thing, you should tell them it is a foolish thing. They can still continue to do it, but at least the truth is where it needs to be. --Dukhat of Babylon 5    (WAV 91Kb)    (MP3 25Kb) Find what excites you, and do it. Follow your joy; the rest will take care of itself. --J. Michael Straczynski (USENET) There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced incorrectly. What is it? --Brain Teaser (This is a work in progress ... please be patient!)