There is no greater pain than awakening from a dream. --Anaïs Nin's Diary Volume IV The active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid. Its' pH is 2.8. It will dissolve a nail in about 4 days. --Facts about Coca-Cola Some days you are the bug, other days you are the windshield. --Daily Dose of Zen A true friend is someone who knows everything about you ... and likes you anyway. --Anonymous "Flirt" is a mild word for my behavior. I like to arouse feelings, and I like to pretend. --from Anaïs Nin's Diary There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. --Anonymous Is half of two plus two equal to two or three? --Brain Teaser (This is a work in progress ... please be patient!)