Is half of two plus two equal to two or three? --Brain Teaser In my experience; if you cannot say what you mean, you can never mean what you say. --Centari Prime's Minister of Intelligence of Babylon 5 It's stronger than me. Being with you is stronger than me alone. --Clark Kent PENTIUM = Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics --Computer Acronyms How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? --English Paradox If only the sun would rise. If only morning would come. --Banana Yoshimoto (Kitchen) Don't whisper love and dream of wedding bells ~ Don't do all the talking, let love speak up itself. --Let Love Speak Up Itself by The Beautiful South    (WAV 282Kb)    (MP3 39Kb) (This is a work in progress ... please be patient!)