When was it I realized that, on this truly dark and solitary path we all walk, the only way we can light is our own? --Banana Yoshimoto (Kitchen) Did you know that ... Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. --Daily Dose of Zen If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? --English Paradox MACINTOSH = Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs --Computer Acronyms Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it! Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut? --from The Princess Bride To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coke over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion. --Facts about Coca-Cola (This is a work in progress ... please be patient!)